Noon discovery: The Mafia at Aldi

Probably all but me have already discovered the great new juice with Aldi. In the varieties blood orange and normal orange it stands there in very pretty portion cups in the cooling shelf. But what really makes my heart beat faster is the great product text on the package. It's almost as if the copywriter was allowed to let off steam and the customer printed everything without any corrections. Thumbs up!

(Of course, there are no other ingredients besides juice.)